shrek meme!! #1
- “hey, that’s my princess! go find your own!”
- “we can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, i’m making waffles!“
- “i like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.”
- “man, this would all be easier if i wasn’t COLOUR-BLIND.”
- “hey, what’s your problem, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?”
- “look, i’m not the one with the problem, okay? it’s the world that seems to have a problem with ME!”
- “i’m not the monster here! YOU ARE!”
- “aw man, i can’t feel my toes… OH GOD I DON’T HAVE ANY TOES.”
- “do you know … the muffin man??”
- “she was married to the muffin man!”
- “so where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway?”
- “inside, waitin’ for us to rescue her.”
- “i think i need a hug.”
- “he huffed … and puffed … and signed an eviction note!”
- “first thing i’m gonna do is build a ten foot wall!”
- “i’m too young for you to die! keep your feet elevated! turn your head and cough! does anybody know the heimlich…?”
- “huh, celebrity marriages. they never last, do they?”
- “but i’m a princess… this is not how a princess is supposed to look!”
- “so, just sit back and relax, my lord / lady, because i’m about to give you today’s three eligible bachelor/ettes.”
- “i’ll find those stairs. i’ll whip their butt, too. those stairs won’t know which way they’re going… take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. don’t mess wit’ me. i’m the stair master. i’ve mastered the stairs. i wish i had a step right here, right now, i’d step all over it…”
- “you’re so wrapped up in layers onion boy/girl, you’re afraid of your own feelings!”
- “well, so much for noble steed.”
- “all right, you’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.”
- “because that’s what friends do! they forgive each other!” #1