It’s Sexual Sunday so…

rpmememaker:

• send my muse inappropriate questions
• flirt with them anonymously or not
• try to make them blush
• kiss them at random
• send me terrible pickup lines 
• get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

Send “Can I kiss you?” to see how my muse responds.

Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters

"I got you a little something..."
"You look adorable in that."
"Flowers? For me?"
"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
"I already ordered pizza for tonight."
"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
"You did all this for me?"
"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
"I will protect you, no matter what."
"Let's get a little tipsy for science."
"Wow. You look amazing."
"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
"I love you so much."
"Shall we climb into bed?"
"You tried and that's what counts."
"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
"We should go to the festival!"
"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
"How would you feel about getting married?"

bad idea starters.

rpmernes:

• ❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
• ❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
  
• ❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
  
• ❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
  
• ❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
  
• ❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
  
• ❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
  
• ❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
  
• ❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
  
• ❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
  
• ❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
  
• ❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
  

more sentence starters !!

fighterapollo:

fighterapollo :

buckysmeme :

here’s another compilation of my fav sentence starters bc i love making these !!  feel free to add your own (◕‿◕✿)

FLUFF:

1. “Your hair is so soft..”
2. “It’s too cold! Come back!”
3. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”
4. “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”
5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”
7. “What? does that feel good?”
8. “Just pretend to be my date.”
9. “He/She did it.” “No he/she did.”
10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
11. “It’s not a double dat. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
12. “No no–it’s alright, come here.”
13. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.”
14. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”
15. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.”
16. “I think I might be falling in love with you.”
17. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.”
18. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.”
19. “Mmm.. you’re warm.”
20. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this..”
21. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..”
22. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.”
23. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was really.”
24. “You know I’m/we’re always here for you, right?”
25. “Please talk to me about it.”
26. “You have something in you hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?”
27.  “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”
28. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.”
29. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
30. “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
31. “Wanna, like–I mean, if you’re not busy.. We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”
33. “Let’s just stay in bed.”
34. “We live together. You can’t blame this on anyone else.”
35. “I think I might be pregnant..”
36. “I want to try for a baby.”
37. “You would make the perfect father/mother.”
38. “Think about it. The little patter of children in our home.”
39. “I want to marry you.”
40. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water.”

ANGST:

41. “You’re just not the same anymore..”
42. “It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?”
43. “What the hell is your problem?!”
44. “Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”
45. “You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.”
46. “Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?”
47. “I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.”
48. “You lost your chance.”
49. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”
50. “You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!”
51. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!”
52. “Don’t look at me like that.”
53. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
54. “I’m done trying to help you!”
55. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”
56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”
57. “It isn’t up for debate.”
58. “I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”
59. “I’m fine. Stop asking.”
60. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”
61. “I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.”
62. “Pack you shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
63. “Is this how little you think of me?”
64. “I can’t do this anymore.. not with you.”
65. “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”
66. “You said you’d always be there for me… so how did this happened? Why weren’t you there?”
67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”
68. “I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!”
69. “We can be friends instead.”
70. “I tried to move on, but nobody is you.”
71. “Do I look like I’ve moved on?”
72. “I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”
73. “Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake.”
74. “I can’t take the loneliness anymore.”
75. “What are you talking about? You’re married!”
76. “I feels like everyone just forgot I exist.”
77. “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.”
78. “I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back.”
79. “I’ve been alone for so long..”
80. “But you promised..”

SMUT:

81. “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
82. “I want you. Right here. Right now.”
83. “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
84. “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
85. “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
86. “Oh don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
87. “They always make shower sex sounds so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
88. “Did you just… finish?”
89. “Tell me what you want.”
90. “Get on your knees. Now.”
91. “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like..”
92. “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.”
93. “Move your hands to the side. I want to hear you.”
94. “You’re so sexy when you’re all hot and bothered.”
95. “How bad do you want me?”
96. “Do you know how bad I want you?”
97. “I’ve been thinking about this all night.”

98. “Don’t cover your face. I want to see you.”
99. “Come sit in my lap.”
100. “You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me.”

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jojoisnomo:

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS

• They are utterly helpless and in desperate need of a true hero!
  
• Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Who would have guessed that’s what little girls are actually made of?
  
• Note to self–good parents don’t leave their kids home alone.
• They’re really special. I mean really special and I just want to make sure they’ll be okay so what do you think? Do you think they’ll be okay?
• What’s the point of this game anyway?
  
• Oh, no! I’ve been infected!
  
• I’m gonna tag you guys now!
• What are you doing? We’re in a serious pickle!
  
• The game is over and it’s your bedtime.
• Unfortunately, people often get scared or angry when they don’t understand something special or unique.
  
• People here are nice. Things will be fine!
  
• And a broken refrigerator means snack time is out.
  
• He’s in cahoots with the evil pickle cob killers!
  
• He hates us. He totally hates us!
  
• Should the manufacturing of super powered children be illegal?
  
• I was reaching down between my legs to ease the seat back when this atomic bug buzzed in, with no fair warning!
  
• They are little freaks, aren’t they?
  
• Well, it’s official. I have no idea where we are.
  
• Maybe there’s a box we can get in around back!
  
• Go away. Please. Do not look at me.
• You’re no monster, mister. You’re just really dirty.
  
• How could you know what it’s like for people to fear and despise you for the very things that make you special?
  
• This brain is full of brilliant ideas, but will anyone listen? No.
• Jump in, take this device and build it into the volcano. We need to harness the energy of the earth’s core for power!
  
• Your powers are great! You just gotta believe in yourself!
  
• You did very good. Very good indeed.
• Well, there is one last, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy thing we still need.
  
• I thought the zoo kept all the animals in cages.
• I’m a terrible, terrible parent!
  
• But jail? Lawsuits? Angry mobs? What’s next?
  
• I’d like to take this moment to thank the little people who helped make this day a smashing success.
  
• This isn’t making the town a better place!
  
• Do not continue with the ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed!
  
• That big fat dumb jerk! He duped us! He planned it all along and we fell for it!
  
• What does it look like I’m doing? I’m building a house ‘cause now we have to live here!
  
• I don’t wanna sleep on a rock!
  
• Well maybe if someone hadn’t insisted on walking home from school so we could run into the biggest liar in the universe!
  
• Ugh, never mind! I’m not fighting with you and I’m not talking to you, EVER!
  
• GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU DARN DIRTY APE!
  
• I didn’t mean it! It was an accident! And he wouldn’t let go! And then the dog! That stupid dog! And then the monkeys!
  
• Come on, let’s put an end to this gorilla warfare!
  
• We’ve got one last monkey to get off our backs!
  
• It’s good you little freaks know when you’re beaten.
  
• I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.
  
• Now let’s get out of this town and find a new, safe place to live!
  
• You said to give everyone a little time to understand our specialness. Well, now it’s time for everyone to understand.
  
• Oh, my! You’re actual trying to stop me? That’s so cute!
  
• Who are you calling cute?
  
• None of them will ever understand you as I can.
• Maybe everyone would like us more if we were just normal little girls.
  
• I was wondering if maybe sometime we could like call you to save the day or…whatever.
  

Symbol Starters v.2~

ada-tan:

• Send ☔ for our muses to play in the rain.
  
• Send 📞 to have my muse prank call yours.
• Send 🎵 to have my muse sing to yours.
• Send 👕 to go clothes shopping with my muse.
• Send 👙 to go to the beach with my muse.
• Send 🌠 to watch shooting stars with my muse.
• Send ⚡ to have my muse comfort yours during a thunderstorm.
• Send 🔑 to find my muse locked out of their home/business/etc.
• Send 🚿 to catch my muse in the shower.
• Send ✂ to give my muse a haircut.
• Send 🎼 to walk in on my muse playing their instrument of choice.
• Send 🎮 for our muses to play video games together.
• Send 🎲 for our muses have a game night.
• Send 🚴 to go bike riding with my muse.
• Send 🍵 for our muses to have a tea party.
• Send ☕ for our muses to stay in on a cool day and snuggle with warm beverages.
• Send 👫 to ask my muse on a date.
• Send 🍱 for my muse to cook for yours.
• Send 🍩 for our muses to buy and/or eat sweets together.
• Send 🏠 for my muse to stay over your muse’s house for the night.
• Send 🎡 for our muses to go to an amusement park.
• Send ♨ for our muses to go to the hot springs together.
• Send ❔ to play truth or dare with my muse.
• Send ✉ to have my muse write yours a letter.
• Send ❄ to go ice skating with my muse.
• Send 😳 if you want my muse to make you blush.
• Send 🐟 to go fishing with my muse.
• Send 👊 to punch my muse.
• Send 👋 to slap my muse.
• Send 😃 to give my muse a hug.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT 1/?

[ text ]: STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
[ text ]: Also there's a guy walking around in the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked is we've ever smoked weed with a shark being. i'm dying
[ text ]: Accepting his friends request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex
[ text ]: What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
[ text ]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
[ text ]: I have a knack for carnage and poetic language
[ text ]: Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast:1, Fucks given: 0
[ text ]: But how MUCH of an emergency? Like should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
[ text ]: And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
[ text ]: And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified
[ text ]: my bed is a shrine, and i am its goddess
[ text ]: you got into a really intense argument about protecting bees. it was weirdly arousing.
[ text ]: THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!
[ text ]: i need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
[ text ]: i just told the sun to stop. That hungover
[ text ]: I know you're asleep but i just had a motherfucking epiphany
[ text ]: jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said I love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
[ text ]: just got yelled at by a priest...again
[ text ]: i don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me
[ text ]: you. me. a bottle of vodka. The Wilderness.
[ text ]: i mean obviously i like your dick, jury is out on you but your dick is good
[ text ]: i swear to the sweet baby jesus i didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
[ text ]: NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
[ text ]: because of him my new motto is 'Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
[ text ]: FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
[ text ]: I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
[ text ]: I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that.
[ text ]: drunkeness level: fluent in olde norse
[ text ]: I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
[ text ]: dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
[ text ]: on a scare of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
[ text ]: there can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. get your shit together.
[ text ]: you are like the bill nye of illicit activities.

actualarchive:

a hundred random starters 

^{below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)}

• ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
  
• ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
  
• ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
  
• ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
  
• ❝ you will never escape. ❞
  
• ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
  
• ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
  
• ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
  
• ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
  
• ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
  
• ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
  
• ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
  
• ❝ they died screaming. ❞
  
• ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
  
• ❝ how long have you known? ❞
  
• ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
  
• ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
  
• ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
  
• ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
  
• ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
  
• ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
  
• ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
  
• ❝ he adores you. ❞
  
• ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
  
• ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
  
• ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
  
• ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
  
• ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
  
• ❝ then kill me. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
  
• ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
  
• ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
  
• ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
  
• ❝ stop! ❞
  
• ❝ let them watch. ❞
  
• ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
  
• ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
  
• ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
  
• ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
  
• ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
  
• ❝ you love him? ❞
  
• ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
  
• ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
  
• ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
  
• ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
  
• ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
  
• ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
  
• ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
  
• ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
  
• ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
  
• ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
  
• ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
  
• ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
  
• ❝ do you really think that? ❞
  
• ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
  
• ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
  
• ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
  
• ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
  
• ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
  
• ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
  
• ❝ I’m married. ❞
  
• ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
  
• ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
  
• ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
  
• ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
  
• ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
  
• ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
  
• ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
  
• ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
  
• ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
  
• ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
  
• ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
  
• ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
  
• ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
  
• ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
  
• ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
  
• ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
  
• ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
  
• ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
  
• ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
  
• ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
  
• ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
  
• ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
  
• ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
  
• ❝ this is my home. ❞
  
• ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
  
• ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
  
• ❝ fuck me. ❞
  
• ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
  
• ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
  
• ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
  
• ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
  
• ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
  

FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

genthale: